Yes, I love me an oversized steroidal workaholic buffalo wing eatin' alpha male. I have absolutley nothing to say to them, but they are handy for killing wayward bats, lifting heavy things and taking out the garbage. I am shallow. Size matters.
I can honestly say I have never witnessed a wayward bat. Are you plagued by them?
My sources tell me that Gruden is 5'8 or thereabouts, I believe him to be a vegan with an unreasonable fear of flying rodents. Have you thought about this guy
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I never pictured you as a Grudenite.
I meant to tell you, despite the tragic circumstances I was pleased to hear that you called the Volunteer State your home...if only for a short while.
Yes, I love me an oversized steroidal workaholic buffalo wing eatin' alpha male. I have absolutley nothing to say to them, but they are handy for killing wayward bats, lifting heavy things and taking out the garbage. I am shallow. Size matters.
I can honestly say I have never witnessed a wayward bat. Are you plagued by them?
My sources tell me that Gruden is 5'8 or thereabouts, I believe him to be a vegan with an unreasonable fear of flying rodents. Have you thought about this guy
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Mister Barry,
I know I need meds, and I am probably paranoid, but sometimes I wonder if you are making fun of me in a David Letterman subversive way.
If Gruden is indeed short, he can no longer be my "favorite male hunk."
The wayward bat reference will be explained in a future entry.
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