funny puppy thing II

Recently, Henry and I went to the Palookaville Pet Store. Henry is a minor celebrity in Palookaville. People regularly stop to rub his belly, scratch his head, etc. Drivers stop in the street to say hello to him or ask me what kind of dog he is, etc. There was a little girl in the store, maybe 3 years old with platinum fairy hair and huge blue eyes. She asked if she could pet "... the pretty doggie." Whenever anybody pets Henry's head for more than 2 seconds, he falls on the floor and presents his belly. The little girl pointed and announced, "THAT'S A PRIVATE!"